In the Land of Funny Animals
by Furry Loser
CelebratingNothing11
CelebratingNothing11
Furry Loser? Nah, more like Furry Winner, cause this is a certified masterpiece!
Favorite track: Toons Can't Die.
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Peri
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CrissyCrass
Riot
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CatchingCoyotes
Sege Marl
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Puppy
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Joshua Taylor
CantBee
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Briar
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I see you often in my dreams
I talk ‘bout you with all my friends
But I’m afraid that you might see me somewhat just of odds and ends
When I’m walking in the park, when I’m buying groceries
I hum to your songs’ sweet melodies
And I don’t know what to do, if I ever meet you
I will probably collapse, could I maybe please hug you?
I’m in love with a rockstar, baby!
I’m one of many guys and ladies
Who dance to your music night and day
You’ll never love me; there’s no way
My friends call me and tell me rockstar is in town
When I think ‘bout seeing him, my heart just pounds and pounds
I buy tickets to go and see him play live
I’m in the front row; he will see me dance tonight
I’m in love with a rockstar, baby!
He’s so talented and sexy
Tonight I will dance till my body gives out
While he sings his heart out
Suddenly, his music stops and
He comes down from the stage
He looks at me, and only at me, and
Yells out, “I love you!”
Now we spend every moment together
Every day’s a new adventure
I didn’t know what to do,
But now I know I’m yours
I’m in love with a rockstar, baby!
The kind that hugs me every morning
And lets me know that I’m the only one for him
I’m in love with a rockstar, baby!
The kind that loves you back; it’s crazy!
I’m in love with a rockstar, baby!
And there’s nothing you can do when you’re in love
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Cliché
04:19
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There lived a dog long ago
Who wanted to touch the sky
But his luck was gone and so were his friends
He could only gaze up at night
One day he closed up the door
And left his home all by himself
He said, “I will travel and touch the sky;
I won’t let this dream sit on the shelf.”
Along the way, he met a mouse
The mouse let him stay at his house
He said, “You can’t touch the sky.”
And the dog replied, “Well, I might as well just try.”
The both of them came up with a plan
Not before having some flan
The mouse said, “I’ll build some wings,
So you can fly and maybe touch the sky.”
A dog’s flying above your head now
He says he’ll touch the fucking sky
And all you care ‘bout are my problems
You should go fly a kite
The dog’s flying up in the air
He doesn’t want to come down
As he’s flying, the mouse steals all his junk and
Runs away from the scene
Then it started to pour rain
A bolt of lightning hit the dog
Guess you can’t touch the sky, but maybe
The sky itself can touch you instead
A dog’s flying above your head now
He says he’ll touch the fucking sky
And all you care ‘bout are my problems
You should go fly a kite
A dog’s flying above your head now
He says he’ll touch the fucking sky
And all you care ‘bout are my problems
You should go fly a kite
A dog’s flying above your head now
He says he’ll touch the fucking sky
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Ghostkisser
01:49
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When all else fails, what do you now?
When you’re cornered by ghosts and monsters
Do you punch them right in the face? No, you don’t. You don’t
They could bite you, they could punch back
They could do many things that you’d never want
So what do you do when you confront them? Well… Well, what then?
You give them a look with your eyes
Then you close in on them
Then you kiss them right on the lips
And as they’re stunned, you run away
Run away with me now from the fate and ghosts we met
Dance tonight with me now, and shine your love on me
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Toons Can't Die
04:42
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Funny cartoon animals
Chasing you up and down
You think you can’t get rid of them
Stuck forever in Toontown
They’ll never leave your head
Those zany, crazy men
You can just forget about them
They’ll never torture you again
Throw an anvil onto their heads; make em eat a bomb and explode
You can crush their bodies with a piano, but don’t forget about them
Cuz you can’t kill a toon but if you forget about them, then they will die
It isn’t good for them
Or their pay-or-play contracts
Animation studios only love them
For the money they bring, that’s just facts
They’ll get kicked out and then
They’ll build a new career
But with no one to laugh at them
They will all just disappear
Throw an anvil onto their heads; make em eat a bomb and explode
You can crush their bodies with a piano, but don’t forget about them
Cuz you can’t kill a toon but if you forget about them, then they will die
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Get up and get out of bed. Put on your suit; not that one, the other one
Brush your teeth, you’re running late. Jump downstairs, catch your bus before it’s eight
You get home, you’re all worn out. Dunno how, but there’s someone else inside
It’s a little funny animal; he comes near and he takes you by the hand
And he opens up a little hole in the ground and he tells you, “Come with me!”
You don’t really hesitate, and you take his hand. And then you find yourself to be
In the land of funny animals, where you’re never late. You’ll always be on time
In the land of funny animals, they’re always partying and dancing all around
In the land of funny animals, where everyone’s noses are big and red
Land of funny animals; you’re forever here, but you don’t wanna go back
In the land of funny animals; you’re in the land of those funny animals
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Skater Love Story
02:45
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Bandages cover his legs, and soft red hair his head
He doesn’t speak that much
He fell off his board a lot while trying to impress
Impress the boy he loves
It’s always been like this; can’t tell him what he feels
He’s scared he’ll break his dreams
But it’s a given anyway cause he has a girlfriend
And he’ll never realize
He could break his heart and leave him all alone
Why would he want to be friends after that?
One day he came alone. His girl broke up with him
And moved to Tennessee
He couldn’t go with her. He ended up alone
Alone with his best friend
He said he loved him more than he loved her
Then the lonely boy tried to kiss him
He pushed him back and told him he wanted to be left alone
“Well, you surely screwed this one up, didn’t you?”
He came back the next day and said,
“I’m sorry I pushed you and called you names.”
“I have never kissed a boy, but maybe I’d like to try… to try with you again.”
Our lonely boy smiled at him, and took him by the hand.
He never let it go.
People see them all the time when they go and skate at night.
They skate holding hands.
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rolffrom Nova Scotia
I'm Ed St. Clair — "Rolffrom", a 22 y/o furry visual artist/musician.
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